if you’re ever happy just remember Finnick Odair died after he married the love of his life and before he could meet his only son.
(Source: trollney)
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
- me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
- me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
- me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
- me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
my tumblr relationships
- me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
- me: also what is your name
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
some of you are actually really attractive what are you doing on the internet
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
(Source: bignickels)
- satan: let there be wifi passwords
- satan: let there be calories
- satan: let there be post limit
- satan: let there be hipsters
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
(Reblogged from makemestfu)
